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“Domesticated” does not mean “docile.” The ho-hum routine of sleep, eat, eat, and sleep is no way for any creature who ruled Egypt for a millennium to spend her day. It’s high time felines everywhere woke up from their cat naps and grabbed life’s strings with both paws.
The Devious Book for Cats offers today’s discerning kitties words of wisdom and advice on everything they need to know, from in-depth guides on cardboard boxes and catnip to a brief history of the Felinism movement. It provides fail-safe tips on waking a human when you want to get fed, choosing the purr-fect gift, staring like a pro, and making the most of superstitions. It also explains the undeniable allure of the Window, the terrifying specter of the Vacuum, and how you can groom properly in just the scant twenty-four hours allotted each day.
Cats: Discover the devious fun you can have when you’re the one in charge! | | | Product Details: | | | Author:
| Joe Garden | | Hardcover:
| 224 pages | | Publisher:
| Villard | | Publication Date:
| October 28, 2008 | | Language:
| English | | ISBN:
| 0345508491 | | Package Length:
| 8.2 inches | | Package Width:
| 6.3 inches | | Package Height:
| 0.8 inches | | Package Weight:
| 0.75 pounds | | Average Customer Rating:
|  based on 13 reviews |
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 The Devious Book for CatsFeb 22, 2010
I have never laughed so much - It's funny when you are reading and then start laughing out loud- people really look at you funny, but...My cats could have written this book. It describes them to a tee. Any cat lover will love this book!
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 silly cat funDec 07, 2009
well, i'll keep it short.....it's a cute little book that is definitely good for some laughs. i think it's great for any cat lover, definitely worth it to me! just don't expect too much from it. after all, it was written by cats ;p
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 DisappointingJun 07, 2009
As one who is owned by cats, and one who has read quite a few satires on the subject, this book started out well in the true spirit of The Onion but ended on a tedious and disappointing note.
The Devious Book for CatsApr 20, 2009
Bought this for my supervisor (the Cat lover)but had a hard time putting it down once I started reading. I, myself, am in to dogs...as the cats wrote...we can't imagine why! It is fun, easy and inexpensive.
Hilarious!!Apr 06, 2009
This book is so cute: I think it really reflected a cat's personality in an adorable, funny way. It made me crack up so many times. it was totally worth 10 dollars, and I would definitely recommend this to cat lovers who enjoy a humourous read.
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